blogosaurusrex
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right now my tv options are:
- American Idol
- X Factor
- Dancing with the Stars
- one of the 57 Cop Drama’s
I’ll probably kill myself or Just Dance, I haven’t decided.
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This woman on the news is pissed because someone stole the motor off of her boat:
“I would starve before I did what they’re doing!”
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Right now, the people across the street are BLARING a song that pretty much only says “PULL OUT YA STICK. PULL OUT YA STICK” while a bunch of 7 year old’s dance in the yard. so.
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Customer (enters ALONE @ 6:03): “AYYYE!! I know you are closing but I know what I need!”
Me (meeting her in Shoe Area): “Ok, what do you need?”
Her: “What size shoes does my daughter wear?”
Me: …
Her: …
Me: “What.”
Her: “You got my daughter shoes before, you remember what size she wears?”
Me: “UM. No. What.”
Her: “AYE!”
Then she took a seat on a bench and called a friend on her cell phone. Every 4 minutes or so she would ask me for the same pair of shoes in the same size. The first three times I responded, “No, we don’t have those in a 4 1/2.”
The fourth time I responded, (while laughing at her because I cannot believe how bad she is at Life), “NO! Just like I told you the first three times, WE DO NOT HAVE THOSE IN A 4 1/2. heh heh omg”
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The Coquette: The Banality of Evil
First, watch this:
Did you watch it all? Seriously. Go back, and watch it all. Especially the part that starts at eight minutes thirty seconds.Now take a deep breath, exhale the rage, and watch this:
Left alone to wallow in his own willful ignorance, Jesse Lee Peterson would be…I didn’t think a FOX News anchor could ever make me so proud. I’m so happy to see Kirsten Powers not only confront this horrible man but also blatantly interrupt Hannity’s show to do so.
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After weeks of blaming Obama for rising gas prices, Fox News now asks if the lowering prices may be a bad thing by linking a drop in gas prices to a weak economy and, again, blaming Obama.
Logic is hard.
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I spent the entire first flight flipping through The Devil’s Dictionary before I noticed the dude next to me was reading a Billy Graham book
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Just sitting here watching everyone board the airplane and thinking about who I would end up banging if we crash on an island like LOST
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(Source: joshpatten)
